As The Thirtying resumes for another week, I got the email from Dan, lamenting the short length of this week’s column. I scrolled to the bottom of the email, I was faced with something that, yes, was shorter than previous columns, but was still of a formidable length. The wordcounts of his low days are still light years beyond my best days. I bow to his skill. Enjoy…

i really think we should be able to vote in your elections, the young woman with the Irish accent says, it affects us too, how it turns out.
i know what you’re saying, the douchebag American replies as he stares down her shirt. i wish you could, too. All that’s missing is a baby at the end of the sentence.
d’you know if i could, were i living there? i was able to vote in the uk elections when i lived in london.
i don’t think so, he says, you could probably just vote in the uk because- well, ireland’s technically part of the united kingdom…
I cringe, think about this twit who is the reason everyone else in the world thinks we’re arrogant. If she were from the UK, she would know it. She wouldn’t have been waiting around for some asshole American to explain it to her.
But she’s patient, or she pretends to be. no, she laughs, way more gently than I can imagine being, that’s northern ireland. i’m from the republic of ireland.
He stares blankly, like she had just explained that she was from Titan, the sixth moon of Saturn, and not the planet itself. I can’t take it anymore.
Well, I figured it’s time to update the back catalog of my archived reviews. Here’s what’s been written in the past few months for other outlets and one bonus review that I, well…don’t even remember writing. Seriously, it just turned up on my HD.
Enjoy…

Hiatus has become breakup and it’s ultimately no surprise. In the six years since Godspeed You Black Emperor released Yanqui X.U.O, I could only hope that they’d get their shit together and release something new…but it’s not going to happen. In an interview, former GYBE guitarist gives the full details on why the band is no more. Even though A Silver Mt. Zion remains (and will release a new album in a month), there’s nothing that can truly replace GYBE.
Read all of what ex-”frontman” Efrim Menuck had to say in the Drowned In Sound interview.
I won’t even begin to poke fun at the whole “blame the war” factor in the band’s break-up. Seriously, it’s better without jokes.

Click the graphic up top to download the full EP for free!
Hit the jump for a full tracklisting and the video for their single “The Loving Sounds of Static,” which puts their cover of The National in context – JUMP
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